This is John Hodgman, writing the final electronic mail regarding THE AREAS OF MY EXPERTISE.
I am grateful for your kind indulgence, for expressing your good wishes, and keeping your curses quiet.
In a symbolic but necessary new year's clearing of the decks, I am deleting this e-mailing list.
If you would like to continue to receive infrequent mailings from me featuring information on...
- THE AREAS OF MY EXPERTISE, in all its formats (PAPERBACK! AUDIO! THEMED CRUISES! ONLY TWO OF THESE ARE TRUE!);
- THE LITTLE GRAY BOOK LECTURES , which soon shall resume;
-The trip Coulton and I will be taking in February to visit the bookstores of San Francisco, Los Angeles, Portland, Milwaukee, and Denver (IN THAT ORDER!); and/or
Then please write me at this address (email@example.com) and include the words "MORE INFORMATION THAN I REQUIRE" in your reply.
That way I will know you are alive and well, and I will be glad for it.
Otherwise, I do not know what to say except
THAT IS ALL.
PO Box 1618
NYC, NY 10025