I am very sad to report that, due to inclement weather, our appearance at Schwartz Books in Milwaukee has been canceled for tonight.
If you were planning to brave the sleet and ice and snow and raining snakes of fire, I would advise you to stay home beneath your snake-proof roof. I hope we will be able to reschedule soon.
Meanwhile, please visit this fine establishment, if only virtually, as they are very kind.
We now fly on to Denver.
That is all.