This is John Hodgman writing.
I regret very much that we could not be in Milwaukee last night as we had planned.
As noted, it was recommended that we not attempt to fly into this fine city due to heavy snow and giant, marauding eagles.
Yet we wish to return, and soon, to make it up to the people of Wisconsin.
Meanwhile, tonight we shall be at the Tattered Cover in Denver, CO, a very cold city that also has snow, but where the giant eagle problem is not as severe.
If you know any Coloradans who may be interested in this information, I'd be delighted to shake their hands.
FRIDAY, FEB 17 at
THE TATTERED COVER (CHERRY CREEK)
2955 East First Avenue at Milwaukee Street in Cherry Creek North, directly across the street from the Cherry Creek Mall.
FREE OF CHARGE
That is all.