Tuesday, June 19, 2007

DIDN'T MAKE THE FIRST JURY

NOT EVEN THE VOIRE DIRE...

BACK IN THE JURY ROOM NOW. Our white-haired leader is gone, replaced by a Charles Durning impersonator calling out names for the new panel.

WHILE ADMIRABLY GRUFF in his own way, his mic skills are very poor. Popping Ps all over the place.

BUT MY NAME HAS NO P, and it was not called. I await my fate.

That is all.

2 comments:

hi!monkey said...

there seems to be a lack of snack-time in your coverage of jury duty. in my opinion, fresh baked cookies would go a long way to filling up the courts with potential jurors.

Randal Cooper said...

How do they pronounce "voir dire" in New York jury selection videos? When I had the misfortune of sitting in a jury room in Georgia, it rhymed with "sore liar" or "four tires" or "more wire."