EVERYONE KNOWS that I endorse STEIN in the good fight to become the next GLAMOUR MAGAZINE "Jake."
YOU MAY VOTE NOW, IF YOU WISH.
And NEVER FORGET his other, non-GLAMOUR project, THE PETERSONS. ("Matt Saldivar" is the rave.)
That is all.
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Hmm, I'm not sure what Glamour Mag's "Jake" is, BUT "Vote now, and you could win diamonds!" enticed me to click away my personal information. I only hope the diamonds are blood diamonds, mined by the children soldiers of Africa. Or mined by Hobos, that would be cool too.
I used to write for Glamour Magazine until I got fired for publishing a very randy interview with Brian Dennehy and so I can assure everyone with a gazillion percent accuracy that Stein is the only man qualified for the job. And if you know your math, you'll know a gazillion is quite a lot. Quite a lot indeed.
Hodg-man, I was clicking through some random stuff at McSweeney's, looking for some deals given their current finical difficulty, when I stumbled upon this. I live in Africa, so won't be able to bid (plus I'm paid a research stipend in shillings (of the Ugandan variety) that alas puts the ebay item out of my price range), however, when were you gonna blog about??
OMG, I wish I had money to burn. I would be all over that like... like... something which is all over another thing.
I too wish I had money to spend..I would be all over that like "white on rice." Is this a true item on Ebay??
Brian Dennehy is randy?
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