...SO IT IS NOT TOO LATE TO SAY:
"First of May, First of May/
Outdoor Fucking Starts Today."
That is all.
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Ugh. I hate the outdoors in summertime because I live in peel-your-skin-off-get-stung-by-wasps-crazy-hot-and-humid hell.
I only liked summer when I lived in South Florida. Everywhere else in the south, it's unbearable.
Thanks to the joint efforts of JoHo, JoCo, and YouTube, I now know most of the words to a song with a very catchy tune that would be entirely inappropriate for me to sing out loud all day at work.
Even better, my best friend's birthday is May 1st, and as soon as she checks her email, she will know how to start celebrating. Perhaps I can expect a thank-you note from her husband ....
Bring your favorite lady! Or at least your favorite lay!
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