THEN YOU KNOW these facts about tonight's SECRET SHOW/CRAFT NIGHT at the Rendezvous:
YES, commenter known as "bourgeoispig," I will read "Top Spots for Crab," because it has a LOCAL ANGLE.
(ALSO, update your blog!)
YES, commenter known as "adriane," is is free of charge.
BUT FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, buy alcohol (or non-alcohol) and tip heavily: it's a bar!
SEE YOU THEN (8pm) at the VOO.
That is all.