"WERE YOU AWARE OF IT?
"You, John Hodgman (assuming this is you I'm writing to) have a fanclub. Based on the popular "website" LiveJournal, it consists of 20 or so fans who discuss all matters Hodgman. It could be found (again, assuming that you are John Hodgman and you are currently connected to the Internet) at http://community.livejournal.com/john_hodgfans
"DOES IT EVEN SEEM POSSIBLE?
Lucas J. Wagner, Esq."
For the five of you who make take interest in such things, I provide this information.
That is all.