I WILL BE LARGELY INTERNETLESS for the next few weeks. I will do what I can to update from remote locations. I may even tell you about those locations.
OR I MAY SIMPLY CONTINUE TO KEEP MY OWN SECRETS.
IN ANY CASE, I make this promise:
1) I WILL SHOW YOU A PICTURE OF BIGFOOT.
2) WATCH THIS SPACE FOR DETAILS OF TWO SECRET READINGS AT THE RENDEZVOUS in Turners Falls, MA, at which I will sit at a table and try to remember how to read in public. These will occur on July 22 and July 29, time TBD.
I JUST REALIZED that I am terrible at keeping my own secrets.
THAT IS ALL.
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- John Hodgman's previous book of COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE is entitled THE AREAS OF MY EXPERTISE.
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6 comments:
What, no iPhone? Twitter works nicely on it.
And if you aren't on the Internet, how will I know that it is all of it?
Don't worry, your secrets are safe with me!
Man, now I have to drive to Turners Falls, which equals me getting lost. But for you, it's worth it.
I am there.
(In the event you manage to secure fleeting internet access, or have your web log comments transmitted to you via carrier pigeon or semaphore)
As perhaps America's leading authority on the habits and customs of the Mole-Men, I am curious as to whether you have seen this bus stop advertisement at 14th Street and 1st Avenue.
Were you consulted on this matter, or are their findings the result of competing Mole-Men researchers? Can you verify their statements? And most importantly, do you have a suggestion for how to get Coulton's "Ikea" song unstuck from one's head?
I already miss your Tweets...
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