Tuesday, July 15, 2008

THANK YOU, STANDARD DESIGN

THANKS, SD, for your consideration.

BUT HERE IT IS, the next morning

AND I AM STILL NOT DONE ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT LOVE for Glamour magazine.

That is all.

8 comments:

Shawn said...

Glamour needs your insight, JH. Hopefully you will inject a little humor into their pages? Who knows!

(Probably you.)

Standard Design said...

If it were Health & Beauty advice, I could drop some real knowledge on you (hemorrhoid cream around the eyes = mask those crow's feet; hemorrhoid cream in the eyes = searing pain and blindness), but since it's about love, I will keep my yap shut.

Hugh Lafferty said...

I have complimented many many celebrities by not speaking to them or otherwise acknowledging their presence: like the time I fled from the sight of Paul Newman standing on top of a truck in Oshkosh, WI; the time I passed by Glen Campbell in a San Antonio Hotel hallway while averting my eyes like a 19th century servant (though I fell over a potted plant and broke my nose); and there was the recent event where Barack Obama came over to my house and slept on my kitchen floor; I knew he had a lot on his mind and I would be interfering by even asking what he was doing there. Though we went hungry for a few days, it was certainly worth it! I received effusive handwritten letters from all three celebrities thanking me for ignoring them!

Hugh Lafferty said...

Oh. I forgot. Thank you for your help.

bluemlein said...

Just an observation that probably is in the wrong area but - hey, someone will read it!

Mr Hodgman, I think your personality must be showing (in the commercials)because your portrayal of the Unfortunate PC is so sympathetic that Mac Dude just comes off like a snippish, self-centred know-it-all, the kind everyone loves to hate and some people term an arrogant little shot...ok so my typing is off from tome to tome... The UPC, meanwhile, has so completely overwhelmed the episodes that it has become yours, and not Mac's. Funny how things go sometimes.

danielpunkass said...

I respect your fame to such a degree, I won't even travel to that quaint village you've occupied. 80 miles of breathing room shows you that I care. A bit stalker-ish to hang out in the same town, guys. Jeez.

strawberryluna said...

i love this, so much.

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