I MUST IMPOSE ON YOUR PATIENCE: the Playmobil thow-down is coming.
BUT I MUST ALSO INTERRUPT to bring you this late breaking bulletin from THE ONION
WHETHER THE SUBJECT IS HOBOES, RACOONS, OR PLAYMOBIL, it's good to be remind that the Onion trumps us all.
COURTESY: "ERIC" for bringing this to my attention.
That is all.