FROM THE COMMENTS, Adam asks...
"Is that actor Ryan Stiles as the security guard in the advert Security?" (sic)
BY "SECURITY," Adam refers to the very latest in television advertising of computers.
BY "ADVERT," Adam means "I am secretly British."
BUT THE WORRISOMELY TALL person in those ads is not Ryan Stiles, but the great, different person named SETH MORRIS, known for his directorship of the UCB Theater WEST.
IF YOU WISH MORE INFORMATION, PHIL CAN PROVIDE IT.
THE REST, as always, is a mystery to me.
That is all.