Pertaining to "MORE INFORMATION THAN YOU REQUIRE," a further compendium of COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE, and its author. That is all.
We shall all leave pornographic and spamalicious comments while you are away.
yes we'll post illegal stuff. And I'll be eagerly awaiting to see if my latest attempt to explode your brain with pokemon symbols has worked. Oh and then there is the Playmobil.
But now I am confused. I was informed that the internet was a vast series of tubes -- I was not aware that one could get away from it. Perhaps I just don't understand, perhaps the tubes will be filled where you are going? Or perhaps you will be working on the Playmo?In any case, here is my "spamalicious" offering: Alejandro Q. Engaging just wrote to inform me of some spectacular mortgage rates the Fifth Third Bank is now offering. It looks to be quite a deal -- good thing I am close to the internet and our local tubes do not seem to be jammed.
We will miss your sparkling eyes! (How does one escape the internet, exactly?)
*Sigh* Ok, if you must leave us for a bit I guess it's ok...My internet is run by my hampster Fluffy who likes running through the tubes and fetching interesting bits of information for me.
I hope the tubes aren't filled up with junk. Your message needs to get to us as quick as possible. We'll be suffering from lack of your humor, incolmplete world knowledge, and Playmobil. You'll need to do some work catching us up. Plus this must be an omen of some kind. Maybe the portent is that I can download some new ads?We'll miss you. Hurry back.
oh, and I do hope you checked with Phil before you left...
Away from the internet??Say hello to everyone else on Jupiter while you're there!
Sir, can you do me a favor when you get back and drop me an email with...your email address? I have a (presumably) quick question to ask you.1,000 Registered Thanks,Joel(email@example.com)
RUN! As FAST as you CAN!
Today, I told someone you were funnier than Mark Twain, and they didn't agree. Not wanting to give up, I asked them if they'd consider changing their opinion were you to grow a moustache. And they said probably not. Probably not. They didn't say no.
How can you have been away from the internet when I saw you on the internet just today? Something's fishy.
oh, randycwabs. you posted what I was going to post. damn you.
You will be missed.....I'm so original.
*pout* Come back.
I shall die the death of gentleman, then be amazingly reborn 1 week from now.
You're one month early, silly.http://www.shutdownday.org/
Then we, in turn, shall be incomplete. Please hurry back.
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