Saturday, February 17, 2007

I SHALL BE AWAY FROM THE INTERNET

all next week.

That is all

18 comments:

fancycwabs said...

We shall all leave pornographic and spamalicious comments while you are away.

hobogirl1 said...

yes we'll post illegal stuff. And I'll be eagerly awaiting to see if my latest attempt to explode your brain with pokemon symbols has worked. Oh and then there is the Playmobil.

ramona said...

But now I am confused. I was informed that the internet was a vast series of tubes -- I was not aware that one could get away from it.

Perhaps I just don't understand, perhaps the tubes will be filled where you are going? Or perhaps you will be working on the Playmo?


In any case, here is my "spamalicious" offering:
Alejandro Q. Engaging just wrote to inform me of some spectacular mortgage rates the Fifth Third Bank is now offering. It looks to be quite a deal -- good thing I am close to the internet and our local tubes do not seem to be jammed.

Lhyzz said...

We will miss your sparkling eyes!

(How does one escape the internet, exactly?)

Annje said...

*Sigh* Ok, if you must leave us for a bit I guess it's ok...

My internet is run by my hampster Fluffy who likes running through the tubes and fetching interesting bits of information for me.

hobogirl1 said...

I hope the tubes aren't filled up with junk. Your message needs to get to us as quick as possible. We'll be suffering from lack of your humor, incolmplete world knowledge, and Playmobil. You'll need to do some work catching us up. Plus this must be an omen of some kind. Maybe the portent is that I can download some new ads?

We'll miss you. Hurry back.

ramona said...

oh, and I do hope you checked with Phil before you left...

Solonor Rasreth said...

Away from the internet??

Say hello to everyone else on Jupiter while you're there!

Joel Johnson said...

Sir, can you do me a favor when you get back and drop me an email with...your email address? I have a (presumably) quick question to ask you.

1,000 Registered Thanks,

Joel(johnson@gmail.com)

Unknown said...

RUN! As FAST as you CAN!

Daniel Bruckner said...

Today, I told someone you were funnier than Mark Twain, and they didn't agree.

Not wanting to give up, I asked them if they'd consider changing their opinion were you to grow a moustache. And they said probably not.

Probably not. They didn't say no.

fancycwabs said...

How can you have been away from the internet when I saw you on the internet just today? Something's fishy.

Lhyzz said...

oh, randycwabs. you posted what I was going to post. damn you.

Unknown said...

You will be missed.


....I'm so original.

queer_theory said...

*pout* Come back.

Cannibal Boy said...

I shall die the death of gentleman, then be amazingly reborn 1 week from now.

SG said...

You're one month early, silly.
http://www.shutdownday.org/

Dunnski Love said...

Then we, in turn, shall be incomplete. Please hurry back.