"ADMIN" writes from the comments....
"John - I agree, but you might consider getting your own face tattooed on your body somewhere. A gentleman named Steve-o has done this to hilarious effect."
JOHN HODGMAN replies...
FIRST of all, Admin, please address me as JOHN HODGMAN.
SECOND of all, I already have a tattoo of my face ON MY FACE. Or perhaps you missed it, as it is AN INCREDIBLE LIKENESS.
CHECK IT OUT:
That is all.
COURTESY: Mai Le and WIKIPEDIA for the photo of my face tattoo.