LOOK, I use the internet probably EVERY DAY.
HOW IS IT that I managed to miss Chelsea Perretti flirting with goddamn JONATHAN WINTERS?
AND ALSO, purely out of envy: HOW THE HELL DID CHELSEA PERRETTI MANAGE TO DATE JONATHAN WINTERS so that she could make this movie?
IS IT BECAUSE SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL LADY and I am a barely passable lady?
IS THAT FAIR?
That is all.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
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don't talk yourself down, sweetie. A little visit from Queer eye's Carson Kressley, and you could be a....well...OK woman! I bet Lowell would give you a shot... And you could do worse than Lowell. I know I have!
I think there’s one ‘R’ in Peretti.
Man, even I've used the Everest line.
When I first read your post I was thinking of John Waters, not Winters.
....that would've just been weird. ....er.
Wow, I didn't know Jonathon Winters was still alive! The best part, is that he still looks like he did on Mork and Mindy!
Aw, don't worry, I'm sure Jonathan Winters would want to date you, too.
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