Friday, January 04, 2008

NOT EVEN MY GLASSES

15 comments:

JackalFive said...

Damn.

Randal Cooper said...

What about just the clear part?

Eh... Not so much said...

What about my glasses?

Scott said...

But what if I REALLY want to?

ramona said...

oh hell, and I'd already thought of at least 14 good places for this one...

pHile said...

What about Eric Morecambe's glasses?

Laurie said...

Mr. JOHN HODGMAN,

I have remarkably similar glasses to yours. What if I tattoo my own glasses on myself?

Adam said...

How about your hair? Or clothes? Or Mac?

Tom Burchfield said...

Too late. I've already have you face tattooed on the palms of my left hand--the devil's side--so, whenever I need to bend someone to my Will . . . . (it works, too! Hoboes stay away from me now . . . .)

Kat said...

What about getting one of the actuarial tattoos described in your book if you are not an actual actuary?

Lubab No More said...

What if the tattoo protrayed your likeness as if you were Lobot - Cyborg assistant to the Administrator of the Tibanna gas mine?

Dakota said...

lubab no more, that is the greatest idea of the this or any millennium. Good job.

Randal Cooper said...

Upon further reflection, I've decided that this image would make an ideal full-back tattoo.

Assuming I were a biker or someone else who gets full-back tattoos.

Tom Burchfield said...

Oh, I forgot. Whenever I show your face against those who would harm me, they also but PCs.

Tom Burchfield said...

Um . . . "buy PCs." The tattoo also hypnotizes me into spelling errors.