Tuesday, April 15, 2008

SENATOR ASSCRACK

JOHN WARNER mercilessly reveals the fundamental problem with Senator Asscrack's candidacy.

NARRATOR: (In voice-over.) Confused? Lost? Wanting to take a tire iron to these two? Don't they remind you a lot of Senator Asscrack—pretentious and sort of French? Do you really want a president who hates America? That doesn't make sense, and neither does voting for Herman Asscrack.


DRAWING THESE KINDS OF important contrasts is perfectly fair, and not AN IDIOTIC, CONDESCENDING, DISTRACTING, REDUCTIVE, AND SELF-DEBASING ATTACK at all.

That is all.

PS: John Warner is NOT a Senator, but a very good writer of books. PROOF EXISTS HERE.

See, he's one of us. NOT ONE OF THOSE WASHINGTON FAT CATS.

5 comments:

Andrew said...

Washington fatcats are my least favorite kind of fatcat. In fact, I would go so far as to say they are my least favorite kind of cat.

Lhyzz said...

Aisselle!

Dan said...

What an odd coincidence - I just got done washing ten fat cats.

Clay said...

i agree with andrew. that's why i'm supporting Obama, and I'm registered at anobamaminute.com to donate on April 21st during An Obama Minute.

Robogoat said...

You've clearly never dealt with the Greater Nesting Fatcats. They just borough down and are a pain in the ass to remove.

A bit of gas down the hole helps.