Sunday, October 05, 2008

NEW THEORIES ABOUT THE CRYSTAL SKULLS


THANKS TO SEAN MCDONALD, I have discovered this PROVOCATIVE LINK from a blog called NOTCOT...

REGARDING DAN AYKROYD AND HIS KINGDOM OF CRYSTAL SKULLS, mentioned earlier on this non-blog.

READING IT, WE MUST CONCLUDE either...

a) CRYSTAL HEAD VODKA is a real product, and not an elaborate, deadpan joke.

b) CRYSTAL HEAD VODKA is a fake product, and NOTCOT is a part of the worldwide, Aykroyd-Tricks-the-Internet conspiracy.

c) CRYSTAL HEAD VODKA is a fake product, and indeed an elaborate deadpan joke, but one that is so elaborate that they ACTUALLY MADE THE FAKE PRODUCT in order to trick people into thinking it is real.

FOR ALL OBVIOUS REASONS, I am pulling for option C.

HOWEVER, this interview turned up by "NOTCOT," if that is indeed their name, suggests that the answer=A: Dan Aykroyd is simply a deadly earnest ufologist who loves to drink.

AND IS THAT REALLY SO BAD?

That is all.

IMAGE courtesy: "NOTCOT"

7 comments:

TheMollusk said...

I was beginning to think that it would be revealed to have something to do with the Wiffenpoofs and Alexander Hamilton, making it the 107th false tale from your book to become reality.

Aron said...

The bottle alone tells me it is too expensive for me to taste.

Lhyzz said...

I just want one of the bottles; someone else can have the vodka.

Jim said...

Crystal wolf?

crystalwolf.org

SG said...

You haven't stumbled onto notcot before? Oh oh oh!
Then you should definitely look into one of her additional sites, Liqurious. The link is on the top/bottom of the notcot page in green.
I'm pretty sure you will love it.

-Rob said...

napacabs.com is selling a 750ml bottle for $38.95 plus S&H. Several sellers on eBay have a "rare" bottle for $150. Shipping to CA only. If you're out here, maybe Coulton can pick up a bottle. Or get one shipped to Melora and have her hold it for you.

Israel said...

I always suspeceted Akroyd....