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Damn.
What about just the clear part?
What about my glasses?
But what if I REALLY want to?
oh hell, and I'd already thought of at least 14 good places for this one...
What about Eric Morecambe's glasses?
Mr. JOHN HODGMAN,I have remarkably similar glasses to yours. What if I tattoo my own glasses on myself?
How about your hair? Or clothes? Or Mac?
Too late. I've already have you face tattooed on the palms of my left hand--the devil's side--so, whenever I need to bend someone to my Will . . . . (it works, too! Hoboes stay away from me now . . . .)
What about getting one of the actuarial tattoos described in your book if you are not an actual actuary?
What if the tattoo protrayed your likeness as if you were Lobot - Cyborg assistant to the Administrator of the Tibanna gas mine?
lubab no more, that is the greatest idea of the this or any millennium. Good job.
Upon further reflection, I've decided that this image would make an ideal full-back tattoo.Assuming I were a biker or someone else who gets full-back tattoos.
Oh, I forgot. Whenever I show your face against those who would harm me, they also but PCs.
Um . . . "buy PCs." The tattoo also hypnotizes me into spelling errors.
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Damn.
What about just the clear part?
What about my glasses?
But what if I REALLY want to?
oh hell, and I'd already thought of at least 14 good places for this one...
What about Eric Morecambe's glasses?
Mr. JOHN HODGMAN,
I have remarkably similar glasses to yours. What if I tattoo my own glasses on myself?
How about your hair? Or clothes? Or Mac?
Too late. I've already have you face tattooed on the palms of my left hand--the devil's side--so, whenever I need to bend someone to my Will . . . . (it works, too! Hoboes stay away from me now . . . .)
What about getting one of the actuarial tattoos described in your book if you are not an actual actuary?
What if the tattoo protrayed your likeness as if you were Lobot - Cyborg assistant to the Administrator of the Tibanna gas mine?
lubab no more, that is the greatest idea of the this or any millennium. Good job.
Upon further reflection, I've decided that this image would make an ideal full-back tattoo.
Assuming I were a biker or someone else who gets full-back tattoos.
Oh, I forgot. Whenever I show your face against those who would harm me, they also but PCs.
Um . . . "buy PCs." The tattoo also hypnotizes me into spelling errors.
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