Thursday, January 17, 2008

"YOU THINK I'VE GOT SOME KIND OF AROMA?"

LOOK, I use the internet probably EVERY DAY.

HOW IS IT that I managed to miss Chelsea Perretti flirting with goddamn JONATHAN WINTERS?



AND ALSO, purely out of envy: HOW THE HELL DID CHELSEA PERRETTI MANAGE TO DATE JONATHAN WINTERS so that she could make this movie?

IS IT BECAUSE SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL LADY and I am a barely passable lady?

IS THAT FAIR?

That is all.

7 comments:

Elizabeth said...

don't talk yourself down, sweetie. A little visit from Queer eye's Carson Kressley, and you could be a....well...OK woman! I bet Lowell would give you a shot... And you could do worse than Lowell. I know I have!

pauldwaite said...

I think there’s one ‘R’ in Peretti.

C.T. Pope said...

Man, even I've used the Everest line.

JackalFive said...
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JackalFive said...

When I first read your post I was thinking of John Waters, not Winters.

....that would've just been weird. ....er.

Subvertia said...

Wow, I didn't know Jonathon Winters was still alive! The best part, is that he still looks like he did on Mork and Mindy!

Heidi Rat said...

Aw, don't worry, I'm sure Jonathan Winters would want to date you, too.