ALSO, THAT ACTUALLY IS the Coolidge Corner Theater (nee "Moviehouse") in GQ this month
AND I ACTUALLY DID used to put those letters up on the marquee back when I worked there in the early nineties (the 20th century).
(BUT AT THAT TIME, we used a long, long mechanical arm with a claw on the end, BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS BETTER IN THE PAST.)
AND I ACTUALLY WILL BE APPEARING THERE, with COULTON, on October 22, at 6PM to promote my new BOOK, which will be sold by THE BROOKLINE BOOKSMITH,
WHERE I ACTUALLY bought my first copy of LORD OF THE RINGS.
ALL OF THIS IS TRUE, and yet still unbelievable, at least to me.
That is all.