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BUT IT DOES FEATURE THE MASONIC SQUARE AND COMPASS!
ALSO: BEVMO! has it listed, but it is mysteriously not available.
ALSO: I SAW GHOSTBUSTERS 1 at the same time I was first reading the novel DUNE...all during a childhood trip to YALE, where I would later go to college.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU that while I was at Yale, I was telepathically tutored by the crystal skull of Geronimo in the tomb of the Skull and Bones secret society!
It isn't true, of course. (I was never a Bonesman). But WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I WAS!?
That is all.