I hope this is sly enough for you.
I am sorry COULTON and I are not coming to your country to promote my book. I hope you will keep buying it with your government book allowance money, however.
That is all.
Sunday, October 15, 2006
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I suppose I can spend my hockey money on your book. THIS TIME.
I purchased said book in Minneapolis two weeks ago. Once it is through the government's screening process, I can apply to receive it in just under a year's time!
The book will finally bring down Canada.
Alan Thicke and Scott Wolf will continue to entertain us Canadians until you eventually arrive.
Normally, I am against annexation of anything other than areas of space I wish to occupy with my sovereign body. However (as I mentioned in your American Roads post), in this case, please send your steam-powered asbestos-lined tanks trundling past our unarmed customs officials to put in an appearance at a Chapters somewhere in the wilds of Canada. If you bring shiny trinkets I'm sure we won't even notice the lumbering, soot-belching war machines ruining our freshly tilled arable land.
Sir, you are lucky that we cannot find our crescent wrench, or the mighty fleet of West Edmonton would be paddling your way as we speak.
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