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STILL, it is lovely, and leads me to wonder once again
WHEN WILL CAPTAIN JOY MAKE ADMIRAL.
OF COURSE, shaking hands with a chimney sweep will not bring bring you luck. That is a myth perpetuated by Disney.
BUT NOT LONG AGO I consulted a contemporary, non-top-hatted chimney sweep who, EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL, UN-COCKNEY HUMAN, told me he is constantly accosted by old women looking to touch him and thus ward off their horrible fates.
SPECIFICALLY, he said, women of Polish extraction want to pinch him as that is the custom for squeezing out good luck from a chimney sweep in that country.
I LAMENTED this unfortunate occupational hazard, and then I briefly throttled him. We all have our traditions.
That is all.