Originally uploaded by disco.sleeze.
MEANWHILE, IF YOU ARE ANYWHERE NEAR CHICAGO, allow me to remind that COULTON and I will make a rare DAYLIGHT appearance today at 2PM at
which is located at 2817 North Clark Street, in LINCOLN PARK
which they say is part of CHICAGO.
That is all.
It's a simple timer. I have one on my pool pump. However, this one appears to be connected to a vast network of streetlamps which at the appointed time, in this case, 10pm, will begin flashing the signal that the takeover is about to begin.
It is indeed a timer. I thought perhaps it was a part of a large explosive device (see comments on the original upload in the Flikr pool), but the street lamp thing makes sense.
That's not ANY timer, friends.
That's a circa 1970's Rainbird Sprinkler Timer.
That bad boy to a straight 45 volts DC to run. Couple that with poor wiring, a summer afternoon, and a fat kid excited about backyard waterplay, and you've got the makings of a lifetime electricty/sprinkler phobia.
No, I don't wish to discuss it.
It is actually not a timer, but a time travel terminal. It was placed there as a safety measure for time travelers who have lost their portable units.
It is not advisable for you to turn the dial or move the pointers, as without the proper time travel instruction you may engage a temporal shift and inadvertently meet yourself and cause the end of this timeline. Should you wish to get time travel instruction, consult the technical support number at the end of the device manual.
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