THE FACT THAT Paul Reubens is considering bringing back the character of P-W Herman in a new movie is welcome news, for I trust you all agree:
PAUL REUBENS IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.
THAT SAID, the beautiful, mind-twisting fact that Pee Wee might be played by Johnny Depp only serves to prove once again:
I AM NOT MAKING UP FAKE FACTS FAST ENOUGH.
That is all.