Wednesday, December 12, 2007

I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHO AM I?

THE FACT THAT Paul Reubens is considering bringing back the character of P-W Herman in a new movie is welcome news, for I trust you all agree:

PAUL REUBENS IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.

THAT SAID, the beautiful, mind-twisting fact that Pee Wee might be played by Johnny Depp only serves to prove once again:

I AM NOT MAKING UP FAKE FACTS FAST ENOUGH.

That is all.

12 comments:

ramona said...

oh wow... my wish is granted, long live Jambi.

Jesse Thorn said...

God bless this wonderful man.

Unknown said...

WISH? Did somebody say WISH?

Wincey said...

Thrilled about Reuben ... but ruh-roh, baffled by the final twist. Whuzza?

Lhyzz said...

Hurry! I have only real facts to read, and it is making my brain melt.

tony said...

Johnny Depp would be okay but I kind of think they should go with someone younger, like, maybe, my son.

Anonymous said...

Nice... I saw that guy in 30 Rock and he was hilarious.

Adriane said...

There are a number of people with variants of the name Adrianne here. What is that about?

Unknown said...

Perhaps we are all one and the same?

Adriane said...

We must be. It is the only way.

Shmerin Berry. said...

I read this all of the time but never have anything clever enough to say.

Just wanted to say hello and that your book is phenomenal. I gave it to two of my philosophy professors for Christmas and they enjoyed the hell out of it, too.

I can only assume that waiting any longer to impress you with my impending wit would ultimately result in my never saying anything.

Have a lovely holiday!

--erin.

hodg-man said...

NOTHING IS MORE impressive than simple sincerity.

THANK YOU

That is all.