I LOVE RANDY NEWMAN as much as the next guy.
BUT I ALSO LOVE this from frequent COULTON COHORT: "PAUL & STORM"
IF YOU GO TO THEIR WEBSITE, I also recommend"
"IF JAMES TAYLOR WERE ON FIRE"
"IF LEON REDBONE SUFFERED A MAJOR HEAD INJURY"
"IF JAMES TAYLOR WERE ON FIRE AT THE BOTTOM OF A WELL."
That is all.