If your name is selected in our forthcoming random drawing of thousands and thousands of entrants, then it is very possible, pending a review by our prize committee, that you will receive a blog post just like this one saying...
GLENN IS THE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To qualify, all you need to do is provide us with you very best local postal address.
Then, and only then, will we write your initials on a ping pong ball and drop it into our ENORMOUS OIL DRUM full of ping pong balls. Then, and only then, will we possible agitate the drum and retrieve a single ping pong ball. If that ball has your initials on it, and if we have no other entrants with your initials, and if we do not lose the whole drum and all the ping pong balls by accident in our gigantic warehouse full of oil drums, then it is possibly very likely that you will receive a blog posting just like this one saying
YOU HAVE WON THE PRIZE!!!!!!!!!!
Please note: This competition is not regulated by any entity and it is not fair. Void in states.